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Festive Poems!
A Christmas Carol
Jingle bells,
Cave trolls smell,
A dragon laid an egg,
The funeral bells peal
As hobbits squeal
And the nazgul flies away (Hey!)
Screaming in the night
The goblins and orcs play
Tearing down trees
Laughing all the way (HAHAHAHAHA!)
Smell of burning flesh
Sulfur burning bright
What fun it is to torture
Elves, dwarves and hobbits in the night
By: Various Bloodlings.
New Year
Tis the New Year,
time of new beginnings.
Blood shall fly,
And all shall come to gruesome endings.
Elves shall be dismembered
Hobbits beheaded.
Men shall all cry,
For the women netted.
Children of all races shall scream,
While minions trample across the lands.
New year is a time for a new beginning,
A War shall soon be at hand.
By: Naia Nightwatch
A
Nazgirl’s Ideal Christmas (To the
tune of Jingle Bells)
Crashing through the snow
With one wolf, primed to slay
Trampling fields we go
Laughing all the way
Hobbit children scream
Giving a wraithly high
What fun it is to massacre
And watch them as they die!
Funeral bells, funeral bells, music to my ears...
I love Christmas time, the best time of the year
Funeral bells, funeral bells, music to my ears...
Christmas day means killing sprees, inflicting pain and fear!
By: Seralqua
The
Twelve Days of Christmas
On the first day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me, the One Ring
to rule the world with
On the second day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me, two metal clubs and the
One Ring to rule the world with
On the third day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me, three severed hands, two
metal clubs etc.
On the fourth day... four carrion birds, three severed hands, etc.
On the fifth day... five golden rings! Etc.
On the sixth day... six prisoners praying, five golden rings etc.
On the seventh day... seven swords for killing, etc.
On the eighth day... eight hobbits bleeding, etc.
On the ninth day... nine Nazgul shrieking, etc.
On the tenth day... ten pubs a-drinking, etc.
On the eleventh day... eleven elves for slaughter, etc.
On the twelfth day of Christmas Lord Sauron gave to me: twelve rings recovered,
eleven elves for slaughter, ten pubs a-drinking, nine Nazgul shrieking, eight
hobbits bleeding, seven swords for killing, six prisoners praying, five golden
rings! Four carrion birds, three severed hands, two metal clubs and the One Ring
to rule the world with!
By: Seralqua, Nameless One and Delithranduil